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Man not interested in random sport things

A MAN with no interest in random sport things like rowing, gymnastics and judo is mentally ill, friends and colleagues believe.

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Mourinho to whip a naked Juan Mata through the streets of Salford 


JOSE Mourinho has given Juan Mata the day off so he can whip his naked body through the streets of Salford.

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