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Manchester United fan fears this is beginning to reflect badly on him

A FAN of Manchester United is concerned that the club’s troubles are making him personally seem as if he is cursed to a lifetime of incompetence.  

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Massive brick phones are back, claim Gen Z

THE latest item of the recent past disinterred and fetishised by Gen Z bellends is the enormous brick telephone of the 1980s. 

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