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Mancini to buy entire Arsenal squad for a laugh

ROBERTO Mancini will purchase every member of Arsenal’s squad, with the obvious exception of Eboue, just to see the look on Arsene Wenger’s face.

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Wills dumps Kate for bum-shaped love nut

THE Duke of Cambridge has abandoned his wife after bonding with an erotically-shaped coconut, it has emerged.

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