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Millions Pretend Football Means Something

MILLIONS of Englishmen have begun their annual ritual of convincing themselves that football is an essential part of who they are.

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British children now 92% ham

MOST British children under the age of 12 now consist mainly of ham, according to a leading health charity.

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