Subscribe

Moyes urged to tone down utter contempt for Sunderland

DAVID Moyes has been urged to tone down his palpable disdain for Sunderland Football Club.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Dad disappointed he never got to be a heroin addict

THE release of T2 Trainspotting has left a middle-aged man feeling depressed that it is probably too late to become an Edinburgh heroin addict.

Checking article access…

Next story ›