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'Murray, Fred Perry, historic strawberries' says Britain

TENNIS will start being played in Britain today apart from all the other places in Britain where it is played all the time.  

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Palin v Bachmann to become Japanese monster film

THE studio which produced Godzilla and Mothra has purchased the character rights to Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann, it has emerged.

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