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Neville retires to grow moustache

GARY Neville has announced his retirement from his version of football to focus on growing a moustache.

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NHS to get fat people to hospital using trail of Wotsits

THE NHS is to improve its performance in getting fat people to hospital by deploying long trails of Wotsits.

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