Subscribe

New Arsenal kit from Tesco

ARSENE Wenger has revealed Arsenal’s entire kit cost him just £200 from the Highbury branch of Tesco.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Batman film actually about Batman

THE Dark Knight Rises is a film about a man dressed as a bat who drives a silly car, it has emerged.

Checking article access…

Next story ›