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Newcastle Delusions Invade Reality

THE lunatic fantasy world of Newcastle United supporters has started to manifest itself in this dimension after the club’s 6-0 win over Aston Villa.

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Is Britain Using Auto-Moron?

BRITAIN is using state-of-the-art audio visual technology to make itself even more moronic, it was claimed last night.

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