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Newcastle To Rename Stadium Every 30 Seconds

NEWCASTLE United are to change the name of their historic St James's Park Stadium every 30 seconds, in accordance with the highest bidder.

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Jedward 'Are Harbingers Of The Apocalypse'

A JOHN and Edward victory in the X-Factor could herald the End of Days, it emerged last night.

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