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Norwich fan to be burned as witch

TEENAGE Norwich City fan Chris Brown is to be burned at the stake for dabbling in the dark arts of electricity.

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'We're ready to piss on ourselves'

THOUSANDS of determined runners are preparing to urinate in their pants at this weekend’s London Marathon.

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