'Oi, Manuel! A Bit Less Racism And A Bit More Service, If You Don't Mind'

BRITAIN  was united in outrage last night after formula one ace Lewis Hamilton was racially abused by the Spanish, of all people.

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High Heels Attract Premature Ejaculating Foot Fetishists

WOMEN who wear high heels have poor sex lives because they only attract men who are premature ejaculating foot fetishists, a new study reveals. 

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