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Olympic Village rife with regimented, goal-based sex

OLYMPIC athletes are engaged in lots of sex, which they see as some sort of physical endurance challenge.

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Yorkshire Olympians' medals due to being coached at school by Brian Glover

The shiny-pated actor/PE teacher instilled terror of failure into young Jessica Ennis.

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