Olympics abducted by deranged Scientologist

THE Olympic Games were kidnapped by an abseiling maniac from the Church of Scientology right under the noses of a global audience last night.

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'Who's a good little mansplainer? You are', says wife, pinching husband's chubby cheeks

A MAN who successfully explained something to his wife she already knew has been congratulated in a manner befitting his achievement.

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