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Only play in your own tournaments: Donald Trump's tips for better golf

MANY people find it hard to master golf, unlike Tiger Woods and me. But follow these tips and you’ll be winning tournaments with surprising frequency.

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How to be a completely predictable serial fantasist, by Professor Jason Arday

WOULD you like to impress friends, strangers and edit Radio 4’s Today by telling the same lies every other fantasist does? Take my accredited course in how.

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