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Owen Out With Ovary Strain

Manchester United striker Michael Owen will be out for six weeks after straining his left ovary.

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Government Urged To Crackdown On The Overly Keen

ENTHUSIASTIC workers should be treated just as harshly as benefit cheats, according to a new study.

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