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Owen vows to continue top-­flight sitting

MICHAEL Owen feels his career in being seated can continue at the highest level after leaving Manchester United.

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Euros disintegrating in sunlight

EURO banknotes are dissolving into thin air at the touch of the sun as if they were never real.

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