Premier League chairman wakes up wondering who the f**k he bought last night

A PREMIER League chairman has woken up in the boardroom with vague memories of going on a transfer binge late last night.

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Channel 4 sex programmes are great, claims dark creature that lives inside the soul of man

THE eternal blackness that festers in the soul of mankind has declared that Channel 4’s ‘sex shows’ are great.

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