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Premiership Reaches New Heights Of Epic 110 Percentness

THE Premier League has seen its biggest weekend of epic, 110 percent giving since it was scraped off a wart on Rupert Murdoch’s back.

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Britain's Happiness Now Based Mainly On Suffering Of Others

THE single thing that makes Britons happiest is watching others have a total and utter nightmare, according to a new study.

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