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Pubs bracing themselves for sober, civil Lionesses fans

PUBS across England are bracing themselves to be overrun by women watching the England-Italy semi-final in a serious, respectful manner. 

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Whatever you're up to I will find you and destroy you, by Chris Martin

By Chris Martin, former Coldplay singer turned judge of all the earth

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