Subscribe

Rangers Violence Began In Late 17th Century, Says Uefa

THE violence at the Uefa Cup final began much earlier than was thought, probably in the late 17th century, officials said last night.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Guest Blog: Chris Martin

    Ooo-o-o-o-oooooh ! Your temperature was up a bit    So I just called NHS Direct     They said it’s probably a 24-hour thing    And that you should take a Nurofen and stay–yeee–yayyy in bed     Whoooahhhh! Ooooohhhh ! I also told them I have a gaping wound in my     so-o-o-o-oul, er, as well as a dull pain in my lower b-a-a-ck. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›