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Referee declares Chelsea winners of the Superbowl

REFEREE Martin Atkinson has announced that Chelsea Rovers won their game in straight sets yesterday.

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It's not that much fun, say horses

HORSE racing is okay, but you really have to be in the mood, horses have confirmed.

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