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Roads not a velodrome

BRITAIN’S roads are not a specialist cycle racing facility, it has been confirmed.

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Britain backs Farage plan to move country to alternate universe

BRITAIN is backing Nigel Farage’s plan to send the country through a wormhole to an alternate universe where everything is perfect forever.

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