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Ronaldo Baby Punches Midwife

RONALDO’S baby son punched a midwife within seconds of being born before feigning a calf injury, it has been confirmed.

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Atheists Declare Victory After Jordan Marriage Blessing

ATHEISTS claimed victory last night after the church which hosted Jordan’s marriage blessing failed to burst into flames.

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