Rooney sidelined with chronic awareness of futility of existence

WAYNE Rooney will be out of action for six weeks after he realised during training that all human endeavour is ultimately pointless.

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Bronze Age families 'lived like middle class twats'

BRONZE Age families lived much like the middle class of today, with lots of wooden stuff and artisanal pottery.

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