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Rugby union afraid of rugby league

RUGBY union players live in constant fear of encountering their league counterparts, it has emerged.

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Rooney is England's dysfunctional father figure

WAYNE Rooney is the England squad’s bitter and needy dad substitute, it has been confirmed.

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