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Running Stupid

RUNNING for any distance greater than five metres is stupid, it was confirmed last night.

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Media Add The Word 'Gate' To The Word 'Yacht'

NEWSPAPER editors broke dangerous new ground last night by adding the word 'gate' to the word 'yacht'.

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