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Rustenberg Spontaneously Bursts Into Flames

THE SOUTH African city of Rustenberg has destroyed itself just seconds after it was announced as being England’s base during next year's World Cup.

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Save The Planet For Us, Say Selfish, Undeserving Little Turds

MILLIONS of children are urging world leaders to invest in new ways of generating electricity for the mobile phones and games consoles they are glued to every minute of the fucking day.

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