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Sacked Pearson swears revenge on ostriches

AXED Leicester City manager Nigel Pearson has blamed a “shadowy ostrich cabal” for his dismissal.

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London to have its own national anthem

LONDON is to have its own national anthem to mark its status as an entirely separate place from England.

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