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San Marino blasted for playing ringer

ENGLAND football manager Roy Hodgson has attacked San Marino for sneaking a professional onto the field.

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Non-smokers have no way to signal that sex is over

THE decline of smoking has left many Britons unsure when sex has finished.

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