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Scotland already out of World Cup

SCOTLAND have announced they have been knocked out of the World Cup before playing their first game, with fans largely unsurprised.

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Doctor Who fans free to go back to clubbing and shagging

WITH no new Doctor Who on the horizon, its most loyal fans are free to resume their notoriously hedonistic lifestyles.

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