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Scotland dies laughing

TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland after the entire country laughed itself to death.

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EU To Ask Women When They First Sat On A Washing Machine

CITIZENS across the European Union are to be asked a series of intimate sexual questions including when they first discovered the joys of vibration.

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