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Scotland to get a tennis court

SCOTLAND is to get its first tennis court in recognition of Andy Murray’s achievements.

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Britain only capable of emotions when there is a ball involved

BRITISH people cannot feel emotion unless they are looking at a small spherical object, it has emerged.

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