Six Nations organisers cannot remember sixth nation

RUGBY Union officials are frantically attempting to recall the sixth nation ahead of the RBS Six Nations Championship.

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Everyone fine with ‘designer babies’ if it means they don’t do shits

THE public has expressed total approval for genetically altered babies that do not need to shit.

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