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Six Nations filling pubs with higher class of git

THE Six Nations has seen England’s pubs upgrade to a higher class of loud, annoying wanker.

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Man is being arbitrarily detained at Argos, UN rules

A MAN who has been waiting for his Argos purchase for more than 15 minutes is being detained in violation of his human rights, the UN has ruled.  

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