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Six sports that aren't sports because you play them pissed in the pub

THINK you’re sporty because you once beat your dad at arm-wrestling? No sport you can do after eight pints really counts as a true athletic endeavour. For example: 

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Six pathetic lies men think women can't instantly see through

DO you sometimes take tiny liberties with the truth to impress women? Do you think any of them are fooled for a single minute?  

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