Southampton spy was Middlesbrough double agent

20th May 2026

THE Southampton spy who has caused the club to be removed from Championship play-offs was actually a Middlesbrough double agent.

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Masturbating only a sin if you're hot, says church

20th May 2026

THE Church of England has announced that self-pleasure is only a real sin if you are attractive to others.

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