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Stuart Pearce spends evening ruling himself out of things

STUART Pearce spent most of last night turning down the chance to do stuff nobody asked him to.

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Saudi king having sympathetic pregnancy

KING Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is mirroring the symptoms of one of his pregnant wives.

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