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Taliban to take over Middlesbrough FC

THE new rulers of Afghanistan are to buy out Middlesbrough FC for £320 million, the Premier League has confirmed.

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Woman gearing up to unleash true personality as soon as job probation ends

A MODEL new employee is planning to unleash her true self the second her probation period is over.

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