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Tennis fans on Pimm’s rampage

BRITISH tennis fans have run amok after the Davis Cup, downing jugs of winter Pimms and demanding plate after plate of olives.

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Millions pretend to have gone on climate march

RECORD numbers of Britons are passionately pretending to have marched against climate change.

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