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The fans must stay sober until Sunday: Six impossible ways Scotland can qualify for the second round

SCOTLAND have scored one goal and won one game, but can still qualify for the second round of the World Cup if they meet these stringent conditions:

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Who slashed the reflecting pool? The prime suspects in the addled mind of a senile president

WASHINGTON’S reflecting pool is being repeatedly attacked by saboteurs. Trump would never make unhinged allegations without evidence, so the following people are definitely guilty.

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