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The six stages of disillusionment with your club's summer buys

HEADY with anticipation at a man you’ve never heard of signing for the club you support? These are the six stages in your journey to hatred: 

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Harry to try to return to royal life as if nothing happened

THE Duke of Sussex is going to try and waltz back into the Royal family by pretending the last six years did not happen.

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