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The trick is to go fast, says record-breaking marathon runner

THE man who completed a marathon in under two hours has revealed his secret was to run faster than other competitors so he got to the finish first. 

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Why aren't presidential assassins trying to impress Jodie Foster any more?

AT 63, she is a respected actress, a Hollywood icon and an LGBT pioneer. But apparently all that means nothing to the disrespectful men trying to kill the president. 

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