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'This is just the beginning,' vow Leicester after relegation to third tier

LEICESTER have promised their fans their relegation is not a fluke and is only the beginning of a bold new chapter of abject failure. 

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How to bore people off, by Keir Starmer

MANAGED to piss off your employees, your opponents and your own party? No problem. Bore them into submission like I do: 

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