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Tokyo Olympics to include Takeshi's Castle

THE 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo will test athletes to their physical limits by including High Rollers, Bridge Ball, and Skipping Stones.

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Angels 'can only intervene in the trivial bullshit of the self-absorbed'

ANGELS exist but can only help self-absorbed people with trivial nonsense.

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