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Tuchel accepts his career as a successful football manager is over

THOMAS Tuchel has nobly accepted his career as a football manager who won trophies is in the past and begun a long, sad slide into irrelevance. 

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Boy comes of age by realising his dad is a bit of a tosser

A 16-YEAR-OLD boy has become a man on finally coming to the understanding that his father, who he once looked up to, is something of a prick.

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