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United offered trolley-dash through QPR dressing room in exchange for Rooney

QPR MANAGER Harry Redknapp has offered Manchester United a three-minute trolley-dash to take as many players as they want for Wayne Rooney.

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Royal baby 98th on list of things Britons are looking forward to

THE royal baby is ranked just below ‘a packet of beef crisps’ on a list of things people are anticipating.

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