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Walcott's Enemies Strike Gold

THE enemies of Theo Walcott struck gold last night as the England hero fired in a hat-trick against Croatia.

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All Right - It's Shit, Queen Tells Top Poet

THE Queen last night gave in to demands to offer her opinion on the work of the Poet Laureate, telling him it was 'third-rate bollocks'.

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