Wales expands seething resentment empire

IRELAND and France can look forward to a thousand years of being despised by vengeful dwarves.

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City protestors offered tantalising range of free gifts

PROTESTORS in the City of London have been offered a choice of high quality consumer goods if they will just go away.

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