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Watching England at 1am: your 12 hours of torment

ENGLAND play Mexico in the small hours tomorrow, and despite everything you’re going to watch it. Here’s how you’ll prepare and suffer the consequences: 

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We ask you: What superpowers do you think Britain's mayors should be awarded?

OUR new prime minister is to give Britain’s regional mayors powers beyond all imagining. What do you want your mayor to be able to do? 

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